Halloween Jokes

Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A. An amoeboo!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts.

Q. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A. He was repossessed.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do Skeletons say before eating?
A. Bone Appetite.

Q. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
A. He was caught drinking on the job.

Q. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A. Women can see right through them.

Q. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat the fingers separately...

Q. What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A. Dead ends...

Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Do you believe in people?"


Q. What does a child monster call his parents?
A. Mummy and Deady...


 Q. Who was the most famous

 Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon bone-apart

 Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A. The Vampire State Building.

 Q. How do you scare a mummy A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

 Q. Why do vampires scare people? A. They are bored to death!

 Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the neck.

 Q. How does a girl vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes.

 Q. What is a vampires least favorite food? A.Steak

 Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use? A. A skeleton key.

 Q. What do they teach in witching school? A. Spelling.

 Q. Why do skeletons drink milk? A. To help their bones!

 Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine

 Q. Where do vampires keep their money? A: The blood bank!!!

 Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They suck!