Kolekcja dowcipów w języku angielskim
| Tytuł | Podgląd |
|---|---|
| Tesco is cheaper | Tesco is cheaper ;) Whackhead Simpson Pranks ASDA In Charlton London And Gets Them To Put Out A... |
| Famous singer | Singer: Did you notice how my voice filled the hall? Critic: And did you notice how the audience... |
| Ahmed - The Dead Terrorist "Jingle Bombs" | Ahmed - The Dead Terrorist "Jingle Bombs" |
| Intelligence | Father: Don't you think our son got his intelligence from me? Mother: I've still got mine. |
| The umbrella | A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card... |
| Halloween Jokes | Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A. Don't spook until your spooken to. Q. What... |
| Spanish lesson | A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated... |
| Humour | Humor w języku angielskim |
| Christmas Fairies | Once upon a time, in the Christmas Tree Forest there lived the Christmas fairies. They spent most... |
| I want to buy | A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. |
| Fine | "You know, someone actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on... |
| What am I? | Q: I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A: A liar! |
| Conservative Conference | Kolejny niezły występ Rowana Atkinsona, przez niektóre osoby uważany za zbyt rasistowski... |
| One letter | What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter? Envelope! |
| Smart Kid | Timmy, age 4 went to see Santa for the first time, and he asked Santa for lots of toys. The next... |
| Christmas Jokes | Dowcipy o świętach, Świętym Mikołaju, itd |
| Blondes | Dowcipy o blondynkach w języku angielskim |
| Comic Relief - Catherine Tate & David Tennant | Jeden z najlepszych skeczy Catherine Tate. |
| Her prayers | Little Kate was saying her prayers and at the end she said: "Please, dear God, make Madrid the... |
| Chicken, Giraffe, Not my dog | Chickens Q: What day of the week do chickens hate? A: Fry-day! |